I’ve decided that I would like to conquer every male I find attractive or somewhat attractive… maybe even just doable…. (that would have to mean for PESRONALITY, not looks…. no fugs.)

I have already conquered them all in my hometown. Some in a different town. I figure this will help ease the unending emptiness inside me!

Ok, well actually, there are about 2 more guys in this town I need to conquer. One is super hot, but I don’t like him as more than a friend… the other one… same way I guess.

MJ FACT: Making out with a dude just because he is super hot does not lead to chemistry, unfortunately.

AND I WILL FUCKING SLAUGHTER THE NAME OF ANYONE WHO POSTS THAT I AM A BAD KISSER ON MYSPACE. I’m not bad, you’re just bland and boring. Plus, your dick was really small and that was unexpected… you were so disproportionate. I mean, I don’t like big big because I’m a small girl… but, come on. You’re sexual inabilities are ridiculous.

The people I like are unattainable for one reason or another, or I have super awesome connection with them, except that they have horrid taste in music, movies, life, etc. So I figure it’s a hell lot more fulfilling being a slut than settling. Which, I can think of a couple guys I would settle for. Only, I wouldn’t be settling, because I think they’re the whole package. But yes, they’re unattainable for one reason or another.

I don’t get why I feel so confident with guys I’m not attracted to at all and feel like the suckiest person ever around ones I do like.

WHY DO I JUST RAMBLE ON ABOUT THIS?!?!